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1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword



2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon



3) Name the capital of France?F



4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell



5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar



6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital



7) What is Hitler's first name?Heil



8) A famous Scotsman?Jock



9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.



10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs



11) Something that floats in a bath?Water



12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse



13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair



14) A famous Royal?Mail



15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with

Wings



16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters



17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet



18) Something you do in the bathroom?Decorate



19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on



20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police



21) A sign of the Zodiac?April



22) Something people might be allergic to?Skiing



23) Something you do before you go to bed?Sleep



24) Something you put on walls? - A roof



25) Something slippery? - A conman



26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish



27) A jacket potato topping? Jam



28) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato



29) Something sold by gypsies?Bananas



30) Something red? - My sweater




 

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Number 29 cracked me up. "Hello Dearie, you've got a lucky face but I think you may be potassium deficient. Want to buy a banana?"
 
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