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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 793945" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">FAMILY FORTUNES</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">1) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something a blind man might use?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A Sword</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">2) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A song with the word Moon in the title?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Blue Suede Moon</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">3) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Name the capital of France?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">F</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">4) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Name a bird with a long Neck?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Naomi Campbell</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">5) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Name an occupation where you might need a torch?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A burglar</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">6) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Where is the Taj Mahal?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Opposite the Dental Hospital</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">7) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">What is Hitler's first name?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Heil</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">8) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A famous Scotsman?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Jock</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">9) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Some famous brothers?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Bonnie and Clyde.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">10) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A dangerous race?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">The Arabs</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">11) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something that floats in a bath?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Water</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">12) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A horse</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">13) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something you wear on a beach?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A deckchair</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">14) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A famous Royal?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Mail</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">15) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something that flies that doesn't have an engine?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A bicycle with</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Wings</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">16) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A famous bridge?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">The Bridge Over Troubled Waters</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">17) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something a cat does?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Goes to the toilet</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">18) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something you do in the bathroom?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Decorate</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">19) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A method of securing your home?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Put the kettle on</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">20) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something associated with pigs?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">The Police</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">21) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A sign of the Zodiac?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">April</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">22) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something people might be allergic to?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Skiing</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">23) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something you do before you go to bed?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Sleep</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">24) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something you put on walls?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A roof</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">25) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something slippery?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A conman</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">26) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A kind of ache? </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">- </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A fillet of fish</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">27) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A jacket potato topping? </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">– </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Jam</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">28) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A food that can be brown or white?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">A potato</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">29) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something sold by gypsies?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> – </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Bananas</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">30) </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">Something red?</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'"> - </span></span><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Courier'">My sweater</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #454545"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 793945, member: 186250"] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]FAMILY FORTUNES[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]1) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something a blind man might use?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A Sword[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]2) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A song with the word Moon in the title?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Blue Suede Moon[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]3) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Name the capital of France?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]F[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]4) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Name a bird with a long Neck?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Naomi Campbell[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]5) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Name an occupation where you might need a torch?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A burglar[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]6) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Where is the Taj Mahal?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Opposite the Dental Hospital[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]7) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]What is Hitler's first name?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Heil[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]8) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A famous Scotsman?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Jock[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]9) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Some famous brothers?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Bonnie and Clyde.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]10) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A dangerous race?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]The Arabs[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]11) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something that floats in a bath?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Water[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]12) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A horse[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]13) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something you wear on a beach?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A deckchair[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]14) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A famous Royal?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Mail[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]15) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something that flies that doesn't have an engine?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A bicycle with[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Wings[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]16) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A famous bridge?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]The Bridge Over Troubled Waters[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]17) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something a cat does?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Goes to the toilet[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]18) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something you do in the bathroom?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Decorate[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]19) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A method of securing your home?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Put the kettle on[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]20) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something associated with pigs?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]The Police[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]21) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A sign of the Zodiac?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]April[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]22) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something people might be allergic to?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Skiing[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]23) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something you do before you go to bed?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Sleep[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]24) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something you put on walls?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A roof[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]25) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something slippery?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A conman[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]26) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A kind of ache? [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]- [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A fillet of fish[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]27) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A jacket potato topping? [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]– [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Jam[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]28) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]A food that can be brown or white?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]A potato[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]29) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something sold by gypsies?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] – [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]Bananas[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]30) [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Courier]Something red?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] - [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Courier]My sweater[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#454545][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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