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A few of the tasteful burger jokes running their course
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 835303" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco - Her condition is said to be stable </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. - So I had a £5 each way …!!!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted! </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Anyone want a burger from Tesco … yay or neigh…???? </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...“AND THEY'RE OFF" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A cow walks into a bar, the barman says 'why the long face..???' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!' </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO! </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Said to the Mrs that these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">To beef or not to beef ……….That is equestrian ..??</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 835303, member: 186250"] [SIZE=18px]A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco - Her condition is said to be stable [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. - So I had a £5 each way …!!![/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted! [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Anyone want a burger from Tesco … yay or neigh…???? [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...“AND THEY'RE OFF" [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions. [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]A cow walks into a bar, the barman says 'why the long face..???' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!' [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres. [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO! [/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Said to the Mrs that these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]To beef or not to beef ……….That is equestrian ..??[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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