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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 1105104" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)</p><p></p><p> The missus bought a Paperback,</p><p> down Shepton Mallet way,</p><p> I had a look inside her bag;</p><p> T'was "fifty shades of grey".</p><p> Well I just left her to it,</p><p> And at ten I went to bed.</p><p> An hour later she appeared;</p><p> The sight filled me with dread...</p><p> In her left she held a rope;</p><p> And in her right a whip!</p><p> She threw them down upon the floor,</p><p> And then began to strip.</p><p> Well fifty years or so ago;</p><p> I might have had a peek;</p><p> But Mabel hasn't weathered well;</p><p> She's eighty four next week!!</p><p> Watching Mabel bump and grind;</p><p> Could not have been much grimmer.</p><p> And things then went from bad to worse;</p><p> She toppled off her Zimmer!</p><p> She struggled back upon her feet;</p><p> A couple minutes later;</p><p> She put her teeth back in and said</p><p> I am a dominater !!</p><p> Now if you knew our Mabel,</p><p> You'd see just why I spluttered,</p><p> I'd spent two months in traction</p><p> For the last complaint I'd uttered.</p><p> She stood there nude and naked</p><p> Bent forward just a bit</p><p> I went to hold her, sensual like</p><p> and stood on her left t*t!</p><p> Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;</p><p> My god what had I done!?</p><p> She moaned and groaned then shouted out:</p><p> "Step on the other one"!!</p><p> Well readers, I can't tell no more;</p><p> About what occurred that day.</p><p> Suffice to say my jet black hair,</p><p> Turned fifty shades of grey.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 1105104, member: 176256"] FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "fifty shades of grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left t*t! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!! Well readers, I can't tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey. [/QUOTE]
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