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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 845830" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>Woman: Do you drink beer?</p><p>Man: Yes</p><p></p><p>Woman: How many beers a day?</p><p>Man: Usually about 3</p><p></p><p>Woman: How much do you pay per beer?</p><p>Man: $5.00 which includes a tip</p><p></p><p>Woman: And how long have you been drinking?</p><p>Man: About 20 years, I suppose</p><p></p><p>Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?</p><p>Man: Correct</p><p></p><p>Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?</p><p>Man: Correct</p><p></p><p>Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest over the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?</p><p></p><p>Man: Do you drink beer?</p><p>Woman: No</p><p></p><p>Man: So, where’s your Ferrari?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 845830, member: 176256"] Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest over the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: So, where’s your Ferrari? [/QUOTE]
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