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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 529735" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres</span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'Cos tits can be such troublesome things</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">And although they go well with my Bingo wings,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I wish I'd looked after me tits.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When I was young I got whistles and hoots,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">From the men on the site to the men in the suits,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Cruising around with my favourite suitors.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I wish I'd looked after me tits.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When they're less in the air and more near the floor,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">When people see less of them rather than more,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 529735, member: 186250"] [B][B][SIZE=3]Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres[/SIZE][U][/U][/B][/B] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]'Cos tits can be such troublesome things[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]And although they go well with my Bingo wings,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When I was young I got whistles and hoots,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]From the men on the site to the men in the suits,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Cruising around with my favourite suitors.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When they're less in the air and more near the floor,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]When people see less of them rather than more,[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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