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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train owing to a computer booking error.
<div>Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'
'Wow!.......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.'
After a moment of complete silence, .........................he farted.
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found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train owing to a computer booking error.
<div>Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'
'Wow!.......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.'
After a moment of complete silence, .........................he farted.
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