A Viagra joke

Zorba

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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "just a few, maybe
a half a dozen. I cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "that's too small a dose. That won't get you
through s_x."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even
think about s_x much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so
I don't pee on my new shoes..."

 

Topper

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Very good that appealed to my sense of humour:)
 

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I wish I could walk into a pharmacy and ask for a box of the blue V. You can't even buy Asprin in a supermarket here ;-(((

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johnnysuttie

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strange... coz lidl and aldi (both with german headquarters) supply the cheapest aspirins around
 

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Not in Berlin they don't ;-))
 

dig deep

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Same problems in Stockholm

Only special drugstores sells stuff like that

but the story was OK :)
 

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Glad I'm still young and still can go hands-free.... :-rofl2 :-toilet :-peepee
 
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