Ah, perfection

PaulR

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There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in their perfect car. They saw an elf by the side of the road and, being the perfect people, they were they picked him up.

Well, as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?


The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren’t real.
 
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