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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 339815" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE</p><p>Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?</p><p>Contestant : Goosey, Goosey?</p><p></p><p>THE WEAKEST LINK</p><p>Anne Robinson : In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? </p><p>Contestant: Jool carriageway.</p><p>Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?</p><p>Contestant : Bombay.</p><p>Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?</p><p>Contestant: Crocodiles. </p><p>Anne Robinson: Wh...?</p><p>Contestant (interrupting) : Pass!</p><p>Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling entertainers</p><p>or chocolate salesmen?</p><p>Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.</p><p>Anne Robinson : The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written </p><p>by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?</p><p>Contestant: (long pause) Joe?</p><p>Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G, revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state funeral? </p><p>Contestant : Geronimo!</p><p></p><p>NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET</p><p>Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the</p><p>initials G.B.S.?</p><p>Contestant : William Shakespeare.</p><p>CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL </p><p>Searle : In which European country is Mount Etna?</p><p>Caller: Japan.</p><p>Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that,</p><p>I can let you try again.</p><p>Caller : Er... Mexico?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 339815, member: 186250"] UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name? Contestant : Goosey, Goosey? THE WEAKEST LINK Anne Robinson : In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? Contestant: Jool carriageway. Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? Contestant : Bombay. Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? Contestant: Crocodiles. Anne Robinson: Wh...? Contestant (interrupting) : Pass! Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen? Contestant: Chocolate salesmen. Anne Robinson : The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...? Contestant: (long pause) Joe? Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G, revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state funeral? Contestant : Geronimo! NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.? Contestant : William Shakespeare. CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL Searle : In which European country is Mount Etna? Caller: Japan. Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again. Caller : Er... Mexico? [/QUOTE]
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