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<blockquote data-quote="Pullet_Surprise" data-source="post: 11172" data-attributes="member: 175284"><p>May have comedy value for some </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Roy Keanes Lament" to be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.</p><p></p><p>"Oh dear, I just kicked a man Theres a screw loose in my head, I went and</p><p>tried to break his leg, Bugger, the seasons just begun, But now, I've gone</p><p>and thrown it all away, The Nevilles are Poo -ooh -ooh - ooh, They just make</p><p>me want to sigh, We'd be better off with Hattie Jaques or Kenneth Williams,</p><p>>From Carry on, Camping, The whole teams just in tatters. </p><p></p><p>Its too late, my crime is done, Tried to mangle Alfies spine, Now he's</p><p>aching all the time, Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go, Got to leave the</p><p>squad behind, Im in a mood. Veron, is poo, yes its true, He doesn't seem to</p><p>try, I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all. </p><p></p><p>I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns, Lauren Blanc, Lauren</p><p>Blanc, Is he on a bleedin go slow ? Wes Brown and Phillip Neville, those</p><p>stupid dolts can't frighten a flea, WHERE IS RIO ?, where is rio?, WHERE IS</p><p>RIO?, where is rio?, Lauren's too slow, (slow, slow, slow) </p><p></p><p>I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me * He's just a headcase who walked</p><p>out on his country, Spare us the whines of his gaffer, if you please. Here</p><p>it comes, Open goal, Diego Forlan, He must score. HE WILL NOT. ** NO, He</p><p>will never score. Let him score, HE WILL NOT, He will never score. Let him</p><p>score, HE WILL NOT, He will never score. Let him score, Don't think he'll</p><p>ever score, Don't think he'll get a single goal, (goal, goal, goal) Oh where</p><p>is Rio? where is Rio ? What do you mean he's stubbed his toe ? Beelzebub</p><p>take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ? Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase? </p><p></p><p>So you think I abuse refs and spit in their eyes, Do you think that I like</p><p>it that I am despised ? Or maybe, Even though I seem crazy, I'm just a</p><p>stupid lout, just a stupid lout, out of beer. </p><p></p><p>All the guys I've clattered, even poor Alfie, My reputations shattered, I</p><p>just feel the need to batter, don't you see ? Anyway now where did Mick go</p><p>?" </p><p></p><p>Peeled off the end, I thought.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pullet_Surprise, post: 11172, member: 175284"] May have comedy value for some "Roy Keanes Lament" to be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. "Oh dear, I just kicked a man Theres a screw loose in my head, I went and tried to break his leg, Bugger, the seasons just begun, But now, I've gone and thrown it all away, The Nevilles are Poo -ooh -ooh - ooh, They just make me want to sigh, We'd be better off with Hattie Jaques or Kenneth Williams, >From Carry on, Camping, The whole teams just in tatters. Its too late, my crime is done, Tried to mangle Alfies spine, Now he's aching all the time, Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go, Got to leave the squad behind, Im in a mood. Veron, is poo, yes its true, He doesn't seem to try, I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all. I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns, Lauren Blanc, Lauren Blanc, Is he on a bleedin go slow ? Wes Brown and Phillip Neville, those stupid dolts can't frighten a flea, WHERE IS RIO ?, where is rio?, WHERE IS RIO?, where is rio?, Lauren's too slow, (slow, slow, slow) I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me * He's just a headcase who walked out on his country, Spare us the whines of his gaffer, if you please. Here it comes, Open goal, Diego Forlan, He must score. HE WILL NOT. ** NO, He will never score. Let him score, HE WILL NOT, He will never score. Let him score, HE WILL NOT, He will never score. Let him score, Don't think he'll ever score, Don't think he'll get a single goal, (goal, goal, goal) Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ? What do you mean he's stubbed his toe ? Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ? Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase? So you think I abuse refs and spit in their eyes, Do you think that I like it that I am despised ? Or maybe, Even though I seem crazy, I'm just a stupid lout, just a stupid lout, out of beer. All the guys I've clattered, even poor Alfie, My reputations shattered, I just feel the need to batter, don't you see ? Anyway now where did Mick go ?" Peeled off the end, I thought.:eek: [/QUOTE]
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