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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

Everytime she moved the man seemed more amused. When on the
fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested for harassment.

The case came up in court and the judge asked the man (who was
about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.She sat under a
sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming," and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's
Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed
herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said: "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident." ...
I just lost it.'