Be careful what you wish for - and especially what you say!

jeallen01

jeallen01

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At a parole hearing...

Officer: Tell me, why should you be released early?
Inmate: It’s bec—
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have—
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
 
Lazarus

Lazarus

Tout Rond Bon Oeuf
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80cm Motorised.
Several small Dishes.
Much else.
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North York Moors
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