Becks

[Topper]

David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.
After about 5 minutes the driver says:
"OK give me a clue"
Beckham says:

"I had a glittering career at Manchester United,
I played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough?"
Driver says:
"No you thick tw*t, where do you want to go?"

 

[Lazarus]

 

[sonnetpete]

I thought you couldn't post true stories....

 

[PaulR]

There was a terrible fire in David Beckham's house and his library was totally destroyed.

Which was a great shame as both his books were destroyed.

And he'd only just completed colouring one of them in.

 

[Lazarus]

So David Beckham's career is over but, on the bright side, at least now he has something in common with the wife.