Salty Tech Monster Bod
- My Satellite Setup
- Protek 9750 HD IP, Spiderbox 9000HD. Cryptik Digital H-H Mount with1.2m Oval Dish and a box in the garage consisting of 2 obsolete STBs, various Cards and a couple of cams!
- My Location
- South East England
Superman flying past skyscrapers suddenly gets the urge for s_x, he thinks to himself “who can I ask where to get a good shag’’, no sooner has the thought crossed his mind, he looks up and there is Batman, hands on hips with cape flapping in the wind, standing on top of a huge building. So he thinks “ah! I’ll ask Batman he is bound to know of a good sort I can get hold off!” so Superman fly’s up to Batman and asks ‘’Hi Batman’’ Batman replies “wotcha Superman what can I do for you mate?”.“ Well Batman I’m glad you asked I need a good woman for s_x, do you know of any?” Batman replies “ Have you tried Wonder Woman mate, she is some horny sort without her cloths on you know?” “ Oh leave it out! She’s one of us, your right out of order!” so Superman after cussing Batman fly’s off, as he swoops round the corner there is Spiderman climbing up the side of a skyscraper, so Superman stop’s in mid air and whilst hovering they exchange greetings with each other, Superman then asks the same question as he did with Batman. Spider man replies with the same answer! Superman replies “ your just as bad as Batman you arsehole!” then fly’s off annoyed with what both his colleagues have told him. Still with the urge he fly’s past a large bay window ninety floors up and there lies Wonder Woman naked and spread eagle’d and wriggling on a bed and looking if she is really worked up for s_x! Superman stops to look and thinks “ Bloody hell she looks so horny without her cloths on and by the looks of things she is begging for it! Batman and Spiderman where right” as thoughts of s_x with her rush through Superman’s mind he then comes up with a selfish idea “I know if I fly in with my supersonic speed and give her one, she will never know what’s hit her! Or realise it was me”. So Superman fly’s through the window faster than the speed of light. BANG! BANG! BANG! Then fly’s swiftly away feeling a new man. A very startled Wonder Woman cries, “ F***ing Hell what was that?” The Invisible Man crying with tears of agony replies “I don’t know but my arse don’t half F***ing hurt”