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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a bad car accident and fell into a deep coma.
After being stuck in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now; however they were poorly at birth and needed to be christened immediately. But luckily, your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus, not Paddy, he's a clueless idiot.
Anticipating the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well then, what is my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The mother is very relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about Paddy. I do like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
After being stuck in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now; however they were poorly at birth and needed to be christened immediately. But luckily, your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus, not Paddy, he's a clueless idiot.
Anticipating the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well then, what is my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The mother is very relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about Paddy. I do like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"