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A man woke up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor came in and said: "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably don't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but your mahood was severed in the accident, and we couldn't find it."
The man groaned, but the doctor continued: "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new one. They work great, but don't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perked up.
"So," the doctor told him, "you must decide how many inches you want. This is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine now she might be put out. If you had a nine incher before and decide to only invest in a five, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agreed to talk it over. The doctor returned the next day. "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes, I have." the man informed him. "We're getting granite counter tops."
The doctor came in and said: "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably don't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but your mahood was severed in the accident, and we couldn't find it."
The man groaned, but the doctor continued: "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new one. They work great, but don't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perked up.
"So," the doctor told him, "you must decide how many inches you want. This is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine now she might be put out. If you had a nine incher before and decide to only invest in a five, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agreed to talk it over. The doctor returned the next day. "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes, I have." the man informed him. "We're getting granite counter tops."