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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 820043" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Couple in their nineties are both having problems</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">them remember ..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Sure.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">she asks. 'No, I can remember it.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I got it, for goodness sake!'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She stares at the plate for a moment.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Where's my toast?'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 820043, member: 186250"] [size=5]Couple in their nineties are both having problems[/size] [size=5]remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're[/size] [size=5]physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help [/size] [size=5]them remember ..[/size] [size=5]Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.[/size] [size=5]'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.[/size] [size=5]'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'[/size] [size=5]'Sure.'[/size] [size=5]'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?'[/size] [size=5]she asks. 'No, I can remember it.'[/size] [size=5] [/size] [size=5]'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write[/size] [size=5]it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that.[/size] [size=5]You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'[/size] [size=5] [/size] [size=5]'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it[/size] [size=5]down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I[/size] [size=5]can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream,[/size] [size=5]I got it, for goodness sake!'[/size] [size=5] [/size] [size=5]Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man[/size] [size=5]returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.[/size] [size=5]She stares at the plate for a moment.[/size] [size=5]'Where's my toast?'[/size] [/QUOTE]
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