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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 362044" data-attributes="member: 186250">================================= Tech support:&nbsp;&nbsp; What kind of computer do you have?Female customer:&nbsp;&nbsp; A white one...===============Customer:&nbsp;&nbsp; Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support:&nbsp; Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer:&nbsp; Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support:&nbsp; That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer:&nbsp; No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support:&nbsp; Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer:&nbsp; Your left or my left? =============== Tech support:&nbsp; Good day. How may I help you? Male customer:&nbsp;&nbsp; Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on &quot;start&quot;&nbsp; for me and. Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer:&nbsp; Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.&nbsp; I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ============== = Customer:&nbsp; I have problems printing in red... Tech support:&nbsp; Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah...................thank you. =============== Tech support:&nbsp; What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer:&nbsp;&nbsp; A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies. =============== Customer:&nbsp;&nbsp; My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support:&nbsp; Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer:&nbsp; No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support:&nbsp; Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:!&nbsp;&nbsp; OK Tech support:&nbsp;&nbsp; Did the keyboard come with you? Customer:&nbsp; Yes Tech support:&nbsp; That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer:&nbsp; Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support:&nbsp;&nbsp; Your password is the small letter &quot;a&quot; as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer:&nbsp; Is that 7 in capital letters ? == ============= Customer:&nbsp; can't get on the Internet. Tech support:&nbsp; Are you sure you used the right password? Customer:&nbsp; Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer:&nbsp; Five stars. =============== Tech support:&nbsp;&nbsp; What anti-virus program do you use? Customer:&nbsp; Netscape.Tech support:&nbsp; That's not an anti-virus program. Customer:&nbsp; Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer:&nbsp;&nbsp; I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support:&nbsp; How may I help you? Customer:&nbsp; I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support:&nbsp; OK,&nbsp; and what seems to be the problem? Customer:&nbsp; Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support:&nbsp; Are you running it under windows? Customer: &quot;No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.&nbsp; The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his&nbsp; printer is working fine.&quot; =============== And last but not least... Tech support: &quot;Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter &quot;P&quot; to bring up the Program Manager.&quot; Customer:&nbsp; I don't have a P. Tech support:&nbsp; On your keyboard, Colin. Customer:&nbsp;&nbsp; What do you mean? Tech support:&nbsp; &quot;P&quot;.....on your keyboard, Colin. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Topper, post: 362044, member: 186250"] ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and. Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ============== = Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah...................thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies. =============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:! OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? == ============= Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Colin. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!! [/QUOTE]

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