Cor blimey guvnor

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Dick Van Dyke goes into Heston Blumenthal’s restaurant for lunch. He says to the waiter- “Cor blimey guvnor what’s the special of the day?”

The waiter says- “It’s cauliflower soup, followed by scrambled eggs with mushy peas”

Dick says- “Lawks a mercy, that sounds right perishin’ good” So the waiter brings him the soup. Dick eats it and it tastes really good. Then the waiter brings the scrambled eggs and peas. Dick takes one mouthfull, gags and spits it out.

Heston Blumenthal comes over asks Dick what he thinks of the food. Dick thinks for a moment and then says-
“Soup and caullies taste fantastic but eggs and peas are atrociuous”
 

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