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- Nov 18, 2004
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- Blackburn, Lancashire
I took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite to eat. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green , red , orange , and blue . My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's up grandpa, never done nothin' wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and had s_x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's up grandpa, never done nothin' wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and had s_x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
