Dont get caught licking it in your car

dishdoctor

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Unlucky motorist was caught eating a ice cream while driving,and fined 60 pounds...........lucky it did not have a flake in it or it would have been 99 pounds.................Official police response was.....He woz doing a fair lick when we stopped him,and we nicked him bang to rights....If it were me i would have phoned ths cones hotline.....is that what its for?..........he said it was the crushed nuts that made him do it........feel free to add your witty comments to this post..................brian
 
dishdoctor

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Hmm, now what seems to be the problem?
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Its all true......its in todays paper...........
 
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#4
Must be a scoop then. :)
 
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Was he caught on freeze frame ?
 
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#6
I've heard this one hundreds and thousands of times...
 
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#7
dishdoctor said:
Unlucky motorist was caught eating a ice cream while driving,and fined 60 pounds...........
So how do we know it was a cone. The evidence seems wafer thin to me.
 
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#8
I've heard that his girlfriend likes nothing better than to lick the nuts off a couple of Neapolitans.

PaulR
 
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#9
She probably learnt the skills at Sundae school.
 
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#10
If you're caught with an ice c(re)am I'd say Don't Panic.
 
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PaulR said:
I've heard that his girlfriend likes nothing better than to lick the nuts off a couple of Neapolitans.

PaulR
In the bedroom, he likes to be called Mr Whippy.
... but then he's a complete flake.
 
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#12
Good job he didn't crash.

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