Dont get caught licking it in your car

dishdoctor

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Unlucky motorist was caught eating a ice cream while driving,and fined 60 pounds...........lucky it did not have a flake in it or it would have been 99 pounds.................Official police response was.....He woz doing a fair lick when we stopped him,and we nicked him bang to rights....If it were me i would have phoned ths cones hotline.....is that what its for?..........he said it was the crushed nuts that made him do it........feel free to add your witty comments to this post..................brian
 

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Is there a twist at the end?
 

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Its all true......its in todays paper...........
 

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Must be a scoop then. :)
 

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Was he caught on freeze frame ?
 

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I've heard this one hundreds and thousands of times...
 

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dishdoctor said:
Unlucky motorist was caught eating a ice cream while driving,and fined 60 pounds...........
So how do we know it was a cone. The evidence seems wafer thin to me.
 

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I've heard that his girlfriend likes nothing better than to lick the nuts off a couple of Neapolitans.

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She probably learnt the skills at Sundae school.
 

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If you're caught with an ice c(re)am I'd say Don't Panic.
 

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PaulR said:
I've heard that his girlfriend likes nothing better than to lick the nuts off a couple of Neapolitans.

PaulR
In the bedroom, he likes to be called Mr Whippy.
... but then he's a complete flake.
 

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Good job he didn't crash.

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