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<blockquote data-quote="Pullet_Surprise" data-source="post: 1425" data-attributes="member: 175284"><p>[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-May-02 AT 11:39 PM (GMT)] </p><p>Hehe, it's real..........</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original</p><p>> Rainbow</p><p>> > scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident.</p><p>> > Innuendo all the way</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....</p><p>> > Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "</p><p>> > George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"</p><p>> > Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"</p><p>> > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.</p><p>> > Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"</p><p>> > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"</p><p>> > Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it</p><p>> in"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and</p><p>> peg</p><p>> > kit</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"</p><p>> > George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."</p><p>> > Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about</p><p>> playing"</p><p>> > Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"</p><p>> > Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to</p><p>> play</p><p>> > with?"</p><p>> > George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to</p><p>> play</p><p>> > with our friend's balls today?</p><p>> > Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."</p><p>> > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I</p><p>> > showed him how to pluck with it."</p><p>> > Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."</p><p>> > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle</p><p>> > Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."</p><p>> > George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?</p><p>> > Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."</p><p>> > Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."</p><p>> > Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers</p><p>> > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their</p><p>> > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: " Banging can be fun."</p><p>> > Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and</p><p>> > Freddy."</p><p>> > Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."</p><p>> > Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging</p><p>> away?"</p><p>> > Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you</p><p>> > like</p><p>> > to play with my maracas?</p><p>> > Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." George:" Yes, it</p><p>> > doesn't matter what size our twanger is."</p><p>> > Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: " I've only got a tiny twanger.</p><p>> > But</p><p>> > it works well and I like to play with it."</p><p>> > Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And</p><p>> > remember,</p><p>> > you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a</p><p>> > friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck</p><p>> all</p><p>> > day."</p><p>> </p><p>> Absolute Comedy!!!!!!!!</p><p></p><p>Fact or fiction?. Sheesh.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pullet_Surprise, post: 1425, member: 175284"] [updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-May-02 AT 11:39 PM (GMT)] Hehe, it's real.......... > > > > Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original > Rainbow > > scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident. > > Innuendo all the way > > > > The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana..... > > Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four " > > George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?" > > Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up" > > We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it. > > Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in" > > Geoffrey: "You managed it last night" > > Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it > in" > > > > Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and > peg > > kit > > > > Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George" > > George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle." > > Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about > playing" > > Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?" > > Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to > play > > with?" > > George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to > play > > with our friend's balls today? > > Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well." > > Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I > > showed him how to pluck with it." > > Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument." > > Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle > > Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here." > > George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy? > > Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft." > > Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger." > > Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers > > couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their > > instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas." > > > > Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter. > > > > Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: " Banging can be fun." > > Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and > > Freddy." > > Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument." > > Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging > away?" > > Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you > > like > > to play with my maracas? > > Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." George:" Yes, it > > doesn't matter what size our twanger is." > > Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. > > But > > it works well and I like to play with it." > > Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And > > remember, > > you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a > > friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song." > > > > Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck > all > > day." > > Absolute Comedy!!!!!!!! Fact or fiction?. Sheesh. [/QUOTE]
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