Fee for usage

4wd

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Max received a text.
“Hi Max. This is Richard, next door. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face - to – face. When you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently. I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage & I’ll pay you.
Regards,
Richard”

Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
“Hi Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I noticed that the darned Spell-Checker had changed “wi-fi” to “wife”. Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.”
 

Lazarus

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