Films on Canal+ Film 1 & 2 / 18th January

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Films on Canal+ Film 1 & 2 / 18th January

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Tuesday 18th January

''enjoy''

Canal Digital on Thor 2/3 at 1.0W

11278V SYM:24500 FEC 7/8

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Canal+ Film1

The Bread, My Sweet (2001)

13:20 The Bread, My Sweet 11 y/o / Drama / 2001 / Starring: Scott Baio, Kristin Minter and Rosemary Prinz. Directed by Melissa Martin.

A man proposes to a woman he's met once, all in the same day.

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Savage Messiah (2002)

17:25 Savage Messiah 15 y/o / Drama / 2002 / mixed language / Starring: Polly Walker, Luc Picard and Isabelle Blais. Directed by Mario Azzopardi.

Savage Messiah is a true story. The story of a Canadian social worker, once beaten by her husband, who discovers the women and children of a small commune are being abused by their leader. This leader, it turns out, calls himself Moses and has made the nine women living with him his concubines, mistreating them in the most violent ways.

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The Wooden Camera (2003)

19:00 The Wooden Camera / family film / 2003 / Starring: Jean-Pierre Cassel, Dana de Agrella and Innocent Msimango. Directed by Ntshaveni Wa Luruli.

Kayelitsha, South-Africa, today. 2003 A township, close to Cape-town, after the end of Apartheid. Two kids, 14, Madiba and Sipho play along the railway. A train passes by. A dead man rolls to their feet. On him, they find a gun and a video camera. Sipho takes the gun and Madiba the camera. Their destiny is sealed. Benny, their friend makes a wooden camera and Madiba hides the video inside, in order to avoid embarrassing questions, racketing etc. He starts filming the township and its inhabitants. He discovers the strange beauty of his life's setting.

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The Transporter (2002)

23:00 The Transporter 11 y/o / Thriller / 2002 / mixed language / Starring: Jason Statham, Qi Shu and Matt Schulze. Directed by Louis Leterrier and Corey Yuen.

Ex-Special Forces operator Frank Martin (Jason Statham) lives what seems to be a quiet life along the French Mediterranean, hiring himself out as a mercenary "transporter" who moves goods - human or otherwise - from one place to another. No questions asked. Frank's newest transport seems no different from the countless ones he's done in the past. He has been hired by an American known only as "Wall Street" (see Rule Two) to make a delivery, but when Frank stops along route, he notices his "package" is moving. Violating his own personal rules, Frank looks inside the bag, finding its contents to be a beautiful, gagged woman.

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Canal+ Film2

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

12:45 2 Fast 2 Furious 11 y/o / Thriller / 2003 / mixed language / Starring: Paul Walker, Tyrese and Eva Mendes. Directed by John Singleton and John Singleton.

Paul Walker returns as former cop Brian O'Conner who teams up with his ex-con pal Roman Pearce (Tyrese) to transport a shipment of 'dirty' money for shady Miami-based import-export dealer Carter Verone (Hauser), while actually working with undercover agent Monica Clemente (Mendes) to bring Verone down.

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

14:35 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 11 y/o / Comedy / 2003 / Starring: Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey and Kathryn Hahn. Directed by Donald Petrie.

Benjamin Berry is a guy who makes a bet to his boss that he can win the job of advertising diamonds before the two evil girls, Green and Spears, do. Andie Anderson is a girl who is trying to reach her goal to be able to write anything she likes in the magazine company that she works for, Composure. Just when her friend has broken up with her man, the boss of Composure finds out and decides to write it up as an article. Best friend Andie kicks in and offers the boss, Lana, a deal to write an article called "How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days". Lana agrees and if she successfully does the article, she can write anything she likes. At a bar, Benjamin shows up and Green and Spears challenge him to a bet to see if Andie will love him in the end of 10 days. Uh-oh, Andie is trying to LOSE a guy in 10 days. So you understand the rest.

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Queen's Messenger (2000)

16:25 Queen's Messenger / Action / 2000 / Starring: Gary Daniels, Teresa Sherrer and David Westhead. Directed by Mark Roper.

By order of Her Majesty's Secret Service, Captain Strong is given a dangerous assignment to deliver a delicate communication to the British Ambassador in Kazakhstan. As the senior officer for the elite Queen's Messenger corps, Captain Strong must pledge to protect his diplomatic cargo with his life.

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

18:05 Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius / Family / 2001 / Directed by John A. Davis.

Jimmy Neutron is a boy genius and way ahead of his friends, but when it comes to being cool, he's a little behind. All until one day when his parents, and parents all over Earth are kidnapped by aliens, it's up to him to lead all the children of the world to rescue their parents.

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How to Deal (2003)

20:00 How to Deal 11 y/o / Comedy / 2003 / Starring: Mandy Moore, Allison Janney and Trent Ford. Directed by Clare Kilner.

Halley is a young high school student who is disillusioned with love after seeing the many dysfunctional relationships around her. Her parents are now divorced and her father has a new young girlfriend she doesn't care for too much. Her mother is now always alone; and her sister is so overwhelmed by her upcoming wedding that she barely exists the house anymore. On top of that, the shallowness of all the girls and guys at her school convinces Halley that finding true love is impossible. A tragic accident, however, leads her to meeting Macon, and suddenly Halley finds that true love can occur under unusual circumstances.

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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

22:00 Austin Powers in Goldmember 11 y/o / Comedy / 2002 / mixed language / Starring: Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles and Seth Green. Directed by Jay Roach.

Dr. Evil and Mini-Me have somehow escaped from a maximum security prison and the duo team up with Goldmember. Tandether they formulate a plan for world domination. And this particular scheme requires a large amount of time-travel, and kidnapping Austin Powers' father, England's master spy, Nigel Powers. As Austin chases Dr. Evil, Mini-Me and Goldmember through time, he stops in 1975 to "connect" with an old girlfriend, detective Foxy Cleopatra, and requests her help to track the villains and save his father.

Regards Satdude. ;)
 
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