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Films on Canal+ Film 1 & 2 / 18th November
Please check times + or - for your country (English films only)
Thursday 18th November
Canal Digital on Thor 2/3 at 1.0W
11278V SYM:24500 FEC 7/8
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Canal+ Film1
One and Only, The
12:20 The One and Only / Comedy / 2002 / Justine Waddell, Richard Roxburgh and Jonathan Cake. Directed by Simon Cellan Jones.
When Stevie meets Neil on the day he comes to deliver her brand new kitchen, it's already too late for love at first sight. Too late for both of them. Stevie is already five minutes pregnant by her Spanish footballer husband. And too late for Neil too - his wife Jenny has already applied to adopt an African girl. But too late or otherwise, love at first sight is exactly what happens. How can Neil and Stevie get out of their mistaken marriages and into each others arms?
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Star Trek: Nemesis
13:50 Star Trek: Nemesis 11 y/o / Thriller / 2002 / Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes and Brent Spiner. Directed by Stuart Baird.
The crew of the Enterprise (Picard and company) find themselves on planet Romulus and eventually discover a threat to the Earth. At the same time, there are rumors that the Romulans are ready to begin peace talks with the Federation.
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Old School
17:30 Old School 15 y/o / Comedy / 2003 / Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn. Directed by Todd Phillips.
Mitch, Frank and Beanie are disillusioned with their personal lives begining when Mitch's nymphomanic girlfriend, Heidi, cheats on him, then former party animal Frank gets married, but unwilling to get go of his wild life, and Beanie is a family man seeking to reclaim his wild and crazy youth. Beanie suggests that they form their own fraternity in Mitch's new house on a college campus to re-live their glory days by bringing tandether a variety of misfit college students, losers, middle-aged and elderly retirees as their new friends and later try to avoid being evicted by the new Dean of Students, Pritchard, whom still holds a personal grudge against all three of them.
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Gaudi Afternoon
19:00 Gaudi Afternoon 15 y/o / Comedy / 2001 / Judy Davis, Marcia mature content Harden and Lili Taylor. Directed by Susan Seidelman.
Cassandra, a solitary writer in Barcelona (a US ex-pat) gets a call for help from a stranger - a stylish woman named Frankie - who wants Cassandra to find her husband, so he can sign some important papers. Nothing Frankie says is true: the husband turns out to be a woman, the issue isn't legal papers but a child's custody, and even Frankie's most obvious identity, in red cape and red pumps, is a false front. But Cassandra keeps at it, at first to earn her promised fee, and then to help Frankie, then Frankie's ex, then the child. Along the way, this solitary and somewhat disconnected and bewildered writer frees herself to finish a novel and re-establish a broken relationship.
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Spun
23:00 Spun 15 y/o / Comedy / 2002 / Jason Schwartzman, Mickey Rourke and Brittany Murphy. Directed by Jonas Åkerlund.
An out-of-control speed freak (Schwartzman) is introduced his drug of choice's creator (Rourke) by his dealer (Leguizamo). A massive three-day adventure ensues (with Fugit, Murphy, and Suvari in tow).
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Canal+ Film2
Secretary
14:25 Secretary 15 y/o / Comedy 2002 / James Spader, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jeremy Davies. Directed by Steven Shainberg.
Lee Holloway is a smart, quirky woman in her twenties who returns to her hometown in Florida after a brief stay in a mental hospital. In search of relief from herself and her oppressive childhood environment, she starts to date a nerdy friend from high school and takes a job as a secretary in a local law firm, soon developing an obsessive crush on her older boss, Mr. Grey. Through their increasingly bizarre relationship, Lee follows her deepest longings to the heights of masochism and finally to a place of self-affirmation.
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Super Troopers
16:15 Super Troopers 15 y/o / Comedy / 2001 / mixed language / André Vippolis, Joey Kern and Geoffrey Arend. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar.
Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva are Vermont state troopers out to have a good time. Stationed in a remote area near the Canadian border, the troopers, avid pranksters with an affinity for syrup, have a knack for screwing up on the job. But when budget cuts in the town of Spurbury threaten their livelihood and pit them against arch-rival Spurbury P.D., the five friends try to straighten up and fly right. That is, until a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The super troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.
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Jason X
17:55 Jason X 15 y/o / Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller / 2001 / Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig and Chuck Campbell. Directed by James Isaac.
Set way in the future, Earth is no longer inhabitable, so humans have colonized in outer space. One colony receives two cryandenically frozen bodies, and when they defrost them, one of the bodies turns out to be.....who else? Jason Voorhees. No longer in the forest or Camp Crystal Lake, Jason stalks the colonists in a whole new environment.
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They
20:00 They 11 y/o / Horror / Thriller / 2002 / Laura Regan, Marc Blucas and Ethan Embry. Directed by Robert Harmon.
After witnessing a horrific and traumatic event, Julia Lund (Laura Regan), a graduate student in psycholandy, gradually comes to the realization that everything which scared her as a child could be real. And what's worse, it might be coming back to get her...
Regards Satdude.
Please check times + or - for your country (English films only)
Thursday 18th November
Canal Digital on Thor 2/3 at 1.0W
11278V SYM:24500 FEC 7/8
--------------------------------------------------------------
Canal+ Film1
One and Only, The
12:20 The One and Only / Comedy / 2002 / Justine Waddell, Richard Roxburgh and Jonathan Cake. Directed by Simon Cellan Jones.
When Stevie meets Neil on the day he comes to deliver her brand new kitchen, it's already too late for love at first sight. Too late for both of them. Stevie is already five minutes pregnant by her Spanish footballer husband. And too late for Neil too - his wife Jenny has already applied to adopt an African girl. But too late or otherwise, love at first sight is exactly what happens. How can Neil and Stevie get out of their mistaken marriages and into each others arms?
-------------------------------------------------------------
Star Trek: Nemesis
13:50 Star Trek: Nemesis 11 y/o / Thriller / 2002 / Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes and Brent Spiner. Directed by Stuart Baird.
The crew of the Enterprise (Picard and company) find themselves on planet Romulus and eventually discover a threat to the Earth. At the same time, there are rumors that the Romulans are ready to begin peace talks with the Federation.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Old School
17:30 Old School 15 y/o / Comedy / 2003 / Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn. Directed by Todd Phillips.
Mitch, Frank and Beanie are disillusioned with their personal lives begining when Mitch's nymphomanic girlfriend, Heidi, cheats on him, then former party animal Frank gets married, but unwilling to get go of his wild life, and Beanie is a family man seeking to reclaim his wild and crazy youth. Beanie suggests that they form their own fraternity in Mitch's new house on a college campus to re-live their glory days by bringing tandether a variety of misfit college students, losers, middle-aged and elderly retirees as their new friends and later try to avoid being evicted by the new Dean of Students, Pritchard, whom still holds a personal grudge against all three of them.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Gaudi Afternoon
19:00 Gaudi Afternoon 15 y/o / Comedy / 2001 / Judy Davis, Marcia mature content Harden and Lili Taylor. Directed by Susan Seidelman.
Cassandra, a solitary writer in Barcelona (a US ex-pat) gets a call for help from a stranger - a stylish woman named Frankie - who wants Cassandra to find her husband, so he can sign some important papers. Nothing Frankie says is true: the husband turns out to be a woman, the issue isn't legal papers but a child's custody, and even Frankie's most obvious identity, in red cape and red pumps, is a false front. But Cassandra keeps at it, at first to earn her promised fee, and then to help Frankie, then Frankie's ex, then the child. Along the way, this solitary and somewhat disconnected and bewildered writer frees herself to finish a novel and re-establish a broken relationship.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Spun
23:00 Spun 15 y/o / Comedy / 2002 / Jason Schwartzman, Mickey Rourke and Brittany Murphy. Directed by Jonas Åkerlund.
An out-of-control speed freak (Schwartzman) is introduced his drug of choice's creator (Rourke) by his dealer (Leguizamo). A massive three-day adventure ensues (with Fugit, Murphy, and Suvari in tow).
--------------------------------------------------------------
Canal+ Film2
Secretary
14:25 Secretary 15 y/o / Comedy 2002 / James Spader, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jeremy Davies. Directed by Steven Shainberg.
Lee Holloway is a smart, quirky woman in her twenties who returns to her hometown in Florida after a brief stay in a mental hospital. In search of relief from herself and her oppressive childhood environment, she starts to date a nerdy friend from high school and takes a job as a secretary in a local law firm, soon developing an obsessive crush on her older boss, Mr. Grey. Through their increasingly bizarre relationship, Lee follows her deepest longings to the heights of masochism and finally to a place of self-affirmation.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Super Troopers
16:15 Super Troopers 15 y/o / Comedy / 2001 / mixed language / André Vippolis, Joey Kern and Geoffrey Arend. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar.
Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva are Vermont state troopers out to have a good time. Stationed in a remote area near the Canadian border, the troopers, avid pranksters with an affinity for syrup, have a knack for screwing up on the job. But when budget cuts in the town of Spurbury threaten their livelihood and pit them against arch-rival Spurbury P.D., the five friends try to straighten up and fly right. That is, until a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The super troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Jason X
17:55 Jason X 15 y/o / Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller / 2001 / Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig and Chuck Campbell. Directed by James Isaac.
Set way in the future, Earth is no longer inhabitable, so humans have colonized in outer space. One colony receives two cryandenically frozen bodies, and when they defrost them, one of the bodies turns out to be.....who else? Jason Voorhees. No longer in the forest or Camp Crystal Lake, Jason stalks the colonists in a whole new environment.
--------------------------------------------------------------
They
20:00 They 11 y/o / Horror / Thriller / 2002 / Laura Regan, Marc Blucas and Ethan Embry. Directed by Robert Harmon.
After witnessing a horrific and traumatic event, Julia Lund (Laura Regan), a graduate student in psycholandy, gradually comes to the realization that everything which scared her as a child could be real. And what's worse, it might be coming back to get her...
Regards Satdude.