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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 515712" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A doctor on his morning walk noticed a cute older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, have s_x, and do no other exercise at all.'</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 'Twenty-four,' she replied. </span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 515712, member: 186250"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A doctor on his morning walk noticed a cute older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, have s_x, and do no other exercise at all.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] 'Twenty-four,' she replied. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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