Flavoured Condoms

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A little less analogue, and a lot more crap.
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UK South
A couple are out down the pub one night and when the man goes to the toilets he notices a new machine on the wall dispensing flavoured condoms.

He buys five and goes back into the bar and suggests to the missus they go back home after closing and check how realistic the flavours are.

Sure enough later that evening they are both in the bedroom, the man opens all the packets and the missus turns out the light.

'Cheese and Onion flavour' she exclaims.

'Hang on, I havent put one on yet.'