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Getting old..

Rod Hulls Aerial

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Sky Star 2 - Motorised
Errr.. thats it.
My Location
The cold and foggy Yorkshire coast..
#1
Three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.

She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
 

BarMoo

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2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss
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Berlin, Germany.
#3
Another joke I could remember:D

..... went down like a lead balloon as I relayed it to a couple of German acquintances I bumped into (literally) down the the old Kneipe.

Mind, the joke doesn't have a 'Scheisse' in it once.

I guess I'll forget that one - er, what one?

Have Fun,

:-welcome