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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 1111627" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. The social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.</p><p></p><p>The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.</p><p></p><p>"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills." Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.</p><p></p><p>"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet." The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?</p><p></p><p>"Oh it doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 1111627, member: 176256"] A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. The social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills." Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment. "Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet." The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt? "Oh it doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon" [/QUOTE]
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