Give Him What He Wants

Rob

Regular Member
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My Satellite Setup
Technomate TMS-1500 CI+ "patched" receiver, 90cm p/f 36v motorised dish, Inverto C120 0.3db LNB, Moteck V-Box 2, Packard Bell 6052 XP Home computer, Toshiba A60 laptop, and lots of Russian Vodka !
My Location
Essex
#1
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown and whispered, "Honey this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants s_x with you just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it !.
"Dear" the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute !".
:chc
 

waverider

Salty Tech Monster Bod
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My Satellite Setup
Protek 9750 HD IP, Spiderbox 9000HD. Cryptik Digital H-H Mount with1.2m Oval Dish and a box in the garage consisting of 2 obsolete STBs, various Cards and a couple of cams!
My Location
South East England
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ROFLMAO....like it Rob top draw stuff mate :D :ch1
 
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