Guts or Balls

kleefarr

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The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!
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Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads , being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
 
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