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How many hi-fi journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to write a glowing review.
 

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Sorry to hijack ..
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But possibly the best HI FI jokes EVER
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Have you heard Naim and Linn and finally going to combine forces as one company. They have decided to combine the two names into one:

LAIM
 
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A 300b valve walk into a bar. He says, "I think I've lost my electrons."
The bartender says, "Are you sure?"
The valve says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
 

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A 300b valve walk into a bar. He says, "I think I've lost my electrons."
The bartender says, "Are you sure?"
The valve says, "Yes, I'm positive..."


It has potential, not as a joke though.
 

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A proper hifi joke, "Oxygen free copper"....... :-rofl2
 

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