How do you get your ketchup out of the bottle

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I don't know what the problem is?

Dispensing problems:

1. Clean the head nozzle thoroughly;
2. manic hand-gesticulations on dispenser in rapid up-down movements;
3. sauce should dispense freely (within 60secs - culminating in short bursts lasting all but 4secs until the head appears unworkable again) :D

**Followed by flatulence and/or a cigarette.

Mark.

P.S. Next week - self-levelling concrete ;-)
 

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