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Topper

Topper

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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
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A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.

I walked past a black kid sitting on the floor as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me he put his hand out and said 'Any change?' I said, 'No, you're still black'.

Snow is forecast and the TV weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, no chance with a face like that!

A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, s_x is the last ting on my mind.'

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, ‘I'm going to have that.'

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large fries & a jumbo hot dog. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
 
TonyilCapo

TonyilCapo

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My Satellite Setup
Dishes, offset: 60cm 30W, 90cm 13E+19E, Prime Focus: 2.4m 28.2E (2.9m with outer 'petals' not in use + .8m+1.15m)
STBs: Vu+ Vu+ Duo2 DVBS2 x4, GI Avatar2 DVBS2 x2, Vu+Zero
Network: TL WR1043ND v2.1, TL MR6400, TL CPE210 => Custom OpenWRT
Main PC: Cooler Master V750 PS, AMD FX8350, MSI Gaming GTX970, Corsair 8GB RAM, ASUS 27", SS Rival 500, G29 Racing Wheel, Sound 2.1 Trust Titan
Rpi: 3B
My Location
Portugal
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