I'm not really one to resort to violence, but . . .

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Dropped into B&Q this afternoon and this guy in an orange apron came up to me without provocation and asked me if I wanted decking. Well needless to say, I got the first punch in and it took three of them to drag me off, but I'm not going to put up with that, would you?
 
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I assume you should have posted this in Wavey's Rolf shall I move it or :eek:are you being serious:-Nooo
 
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:-rofl2 I can just imagine Jimmy Carr saying that.
 
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Nice one Rolf, I always wanted to do that!



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good punch line Rolf :cool:
 
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rolfw said:
Dropped into B&Q this afternoon and this guy in an orange apron came up to me without provocation and asked me if I wanted decking. Well needless to say, I got the first punch in and it took three of them to drag me off, but I'm not going to put up with that, would you?
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Lucky he didn't ask if you where looking for a screw. You would have nailed him. It's enough to drive you up the wall.
 
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koansrc said:
Lucky he didn't ask if you where looking for a screw. You would have nailed him. It's enough to drive you up the wall.
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I am a bit worried about your do-it-yourself techniques. If he'd ask for a screw, rolf would have screwed him. If he asked for a nail, he would have nailed him. You got to use the correct tools at all times!!
 
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The old ones are the best LOL.
 
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LOL, yes I thought so. :)
 
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Yeah,but whenever I go up to a gorgeous woman and offer a good f*cking all I get in return is a decking .
 
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Thats becuase instead of a large screwdriver you got a small nailcutter in your hand!!
 
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