Interview

Zorba

aka Skyman
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My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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A Candidate being interviewed at the US Embassy for Visa

COUNSEL: "Your name, please"?
CANDIDATE: "Salem".
COUNSEL: "s_x?"
CANDIDATE: "Six times a week".
COUNSEL: "I mean male or female?"
CANDIDATE: "Both male & female and sometimes even camels".
COUNSEL: "Holy cow!"
CANDIDATE: "Yes, cows & dogs too".
COUNSEL: "Man, isn't that hostile?"
CANDIDATE: "Horse Style, dog style, any style!
COUNSEL: "Oh dear!"
CANDIDATE: " Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

 
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