Kids (non-uk residents not not understand)!

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The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think youre getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and said it was from a shag in Scarborough........
 

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Well, you live in Yorkshire, and so that's "close to home" for you - so dare I suspect that you had something to do with that "shag in Scarborough"?:-rofl2
 

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Well, you live in Yorkshire, and so that's "close to home" for you - so dare I suspect that you had something to do with that "shag in Scarborough"?:-rofl2


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