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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 867309" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">1) It is perfect formula for the child.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">2) It provides immunity against several diseases. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">3) It is always the right temperature. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">4) It is inexpensive. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">6) It is always available as needed.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">He got an A.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 867309, member: 186250"] [B][SIZE=5]Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A.[/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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