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Life does not always get better just because you are the boss!
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 887081" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Life does not always get better just because you are the boss!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ATO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Boat Owner: "Well, firstly there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ATO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 887081, member: 186250"] [SIZE=5]Life does not always get better just because you are the boss! The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. ATO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, firstly there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". ATO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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