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On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands
up in the front of the plane.

"I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells: "Well, if I'm going to
die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They
all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then
an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up
the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt .. . . . . one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps . . .

He whispers: " Iron this, and get me something to eat."

:-rofl2 O-Ha :-rofl2 O-Ha :-rofl2 O-Ha
 

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Surely its more likey to be the senior cabin crew asking to be satisfied?

This way at least the joke could end with a whirlwind romance, scrap, some on-board fragance purchases, another domestic and then divorce.

If it takes less that 5 mins for the plane to go down, I know its possible.

Mark.
 
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