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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 502949" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">BEFORE MARIAGE:</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">John- Ah...at last. I can hardly wait!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Jane- Do you want me to leave?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">John- NO! Don't even think about it.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Jane- Do you love me?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">John- Of course! Always have and always will.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">John- NO! Why are you even asking?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Jane- Will you kiss me?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">John- Every chance I get!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Jane- Will you hit me?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">John- Hell no! Are you crazy?!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Jane- Can I trust you?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">John- Yes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Jane- Darling!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff">AFTER MARRIAGE: </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong>(Read from the bottom back to the top.) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 502949, member: 196054"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff]BEFORE MARIAGE:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff]John- Ah...at last. I can hardly wait! Jane- Do you want me to leave? John- NO! Don't even think about it. Jane- Do you love me? John- Of course! Always have and always will. Jane- Have you ever cheated on me? John- NO! Why are you even asking? Jane- Will you kiss me? John- Every chance I get! Jane- Will you hit me? John- Hell no! Are you crazy?! Jane- Can I trust you? John- Yes. Jane- Darling![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5] [SIZE=2][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#0000ff]AFTER MARRIAGE: [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=1][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][B](Read from the bottom back to the top.) :-rofl2[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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