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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 342975" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Or boyfriend along shopping...........</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">So just a few ideas to pass the time<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Oxford:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Dear Mrs. Murray,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">surveillance cameras:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">trolleys when they weren't looking.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">intervals.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">products aisle.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Calor gas stove.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">picked his nose, and ate it.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">were.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Mission Impossible" theme.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">using different size funnels.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">And; last, but not least:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Yours sincerely,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Charles Brown</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Store Manager</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 342975, member: 186250"] [SIZE=2]Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband Or boyfriend along shopping........... So just a few ideas to pass the time:-rofl2 :-rofl2 This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown Store Manager [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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