Mrs Dales Just Cruising Diary

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IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
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Blackburn, Lancashire
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DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.

I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm

really excited.



DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and

we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful

vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain

today and he seems like a very nice man.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some

shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.

The Captain invited me to join him at his table for

dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He

is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about

£80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in

his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with

caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night

but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be

unfaithful to my husband.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little

sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend

the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and

bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming

gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the

night and again I declined. He told me that if I

didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the

ship. I was appalled.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!



:-doh! O-Ha Humping :p
 
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