New Range of Drugs For Women

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D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.



E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.




ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.




P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.




D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.




F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.




M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "




BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.






J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.




A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.




N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him




S L I P I T TO ER

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Some good ones here :)
 

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Well I've got news related to drugs as well, namely the famous pills Viagra:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink".
 

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the new drinks might make it a bit embarressing for some of the older guys who just want a stiff whisky at the end of the session but get something a bit stiffer
 

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wolfav said:
the new drinks might make it a bit embarressing for some of the older guys who just want a stiff whisky at the end of the session but get something a bit stiffer
Well they can´t complain. It's a two in one service :D Their wives won't complain either I suppose :)
 

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drunk and in charge of a leathal weapon sounds like their may be a few heart attack victims Humping
 

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wolfav said:
drunk and in charge of a leathal weapon sounds like their may be a few heart attack victims Humping
But what a way to go, anyhow cannot speak for others but I do not need stimulants:toke:
 
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