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IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
A priest and a nun are on the way back from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The motel in this town has only one room available, so they have a minor problem.
Priest: Sister, I don’t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I’ll sleep on the couch and you’ll sleep in the bed.
Sister: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed places in the room. Ten minutes later………
Sister: Father, I’m terribly cold.
Priest: O.K., I’ll get up and get you another blanket from the closet.
Ten minutes later……..
Sister: Father, I’m still terribly cold.
Priest: O.K., Sister, I’ll get up again and get you another blanket.
Ten minutes later……..
Sister: Father, I’m still terribly cold. I don’t think the Lord would mind if we acted as a man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You’re probably right….Get up and get your own *%@**# blanket!
 
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