Off topic chat thread

[Archived-1]

A few threads get of topic so I thought it would be a good idea just to have a thread that we can chat about whatever we like within reason, also it can be a place for staff to move off topic posts to instead of deleting them as we do now and again,

OK get on with it

 

[Archive4]

And ear is perforated
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Now, is that a scan of a perforated ear drum, or a very subtle way of saying you need to build an extra room in the summer house for a new grandchild!

Scary though, I can see one black eye, one white eye, a fair nose and a gob even bigger than mine!

 

[Lazarus]

^^^^^^ "My Hovercraft is full of Eels"

 

[Archive4]

^^^^^^ "My Hovercraft is full of Eels"

" Mi aerodeslizador es lleno de anguilas "

Don´t get that one, well over my head!

 

[archive10]

"My nipples are exploding with desire. Would you like to come home and bouncy-bouncy?"

 

[Archive4]

"My nipples are exploding with desire. Would you like to come home and bouncy-bouncy?"

" Mis pezones están explotando con el deseo. ¿Quieres venir a casa y animoso - hinchable ? "

Just for the record, hinchable is a bouncy castle!

Enough of this before I get struck off again!

 

[Lazarus]

I keep forgetting there are young 'uns (relatively!) hereabouts, BP: Monty Pythonism's are perhaps anachronistic nowadays - although st1 got the drift

 

[PaulR]

It's a reference to a Monty Python sketch where a foreign language course teacher was taken to court for his rubbish translations.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=My hovercraft is full of eels

And just because it came up in the search - how to say it in multiple languages!

http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm

 

[Lazarus]

" Mi aerodeslizador es lleno de anguilas "

Don´t get that one, well over my head!

Ahem ..................... está ............. ;)

 

[Archive4]

Ahem ..................... está ............. ;)

Totally correct, but that´s google translate for you. ( Didn´t even check )

As for Monty Python, " I know nothing, I come from Barcelona! " ( even if my name is Brian ) Had a nice life!

 

[Channel Hopper]

It's a reference to a Monty Python sketch where a foreign language course teacher was taken to court for his rubbish translations.

A simple translation.

 

[Archive4]

My personal favourite

Guess I´m old school

 

[archive10]

I keep forgetting there are young 'uns (relatively!) hereabouts, BP: Monty Pythonism's are perhaps anachronistic nowadays - although st1 got the drift

Thanks, Paul. Feel much younger again...

 

[Archived-1]

I know nothing, I come from Barcelona!

I am with you Brian, nice twist

 

[PaulR]

Martin got in before me. That's not Monty Python, that's Faulty Towers.

 

[sonnetpete]

Faulty Towers.

Ahem...Fawlty Towers....or Flowery Twats....or Farty Towels...

 

[Lazarus]

But surely a Perforated Dish would let the Soup run through?

 

[Archived-1]

That's not Monty Python, that's Faulty Towers

nice twist

I think Brian was twisting it to see if we got his line.

 

[skomedal]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm we digress

Regards

 

[archive10]

But surely a Perforated Dish would let the Soup run through?

Not if it is for fruit or cakes (or even fruitcakes?)

http://www.nuance-scandinavia.dk/shop/product/nuance-the-fruiture-fad-40-x-28-cm-sort.aspx
http://www.guloggratis.dk/samlerobj...083548-sovseskaal-kagefade-med-huller-antikke