Off topic chat thread

[Archive4]

Not that old one again!

At least I finally got the non joke!

 

[Archive4]

Area of a circle!

What´s the difference between a mobile deckchair?

( 1990 Charleston edition )

 

[2cvbloke]

Gotta love the Go-Faster stripes...

 

[Archive4]

Gotta love the Go-Faster stripes...

Your dream website

http://www.citroenet.org.uk/passenger-cars/michelin/2cv/technical.html

 

[2cvbloke]

Yeah, been there plenty of times already...

 

[Archive4]

Local elections in Spain today, don´t know who won, but fireworks all over at the moment.
Hope they are not wasting my tax money!

( Very quick removal )

 

[Archive4]

OK, now ready for tomorrow, garden re-fit phase 2

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Should be easier than Friday, only 110m2, Friday was over 200m2!

( something strange with image software, they were the right way up! )

 

[Archive4]

Will anybody please post something, wife has Britain´s got Talent on and won´t give me the remote.

HELP ME PLEASE

 

[Topper]

Will anybody please post something, wife has Britain´s got Talent on and won´t give me the remote.

HELP ME PLEASE

Sorry anybody has not yet logged in today I will have to do, hope there is enough hardcore down

 

[Archive4]

OK, now ready for tomorrow, garden re-fit phase 2

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Should be easier than Friday, only 110m2, Friday was over 200m2!

( something strange with image software, they were the right way up! )

Phase 2 complete, thank God, the original ultimate, ( not a forum God, or is he? )

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Just worked it out, 340m2 in 8.5 hours over two days ( allowing for setting of level bars in between ) think that´s good!

 

[Archived-1]

Looking good Brian

 

[Archive4]

Looking good Brian

Thanks Martin, as you know it looks a bit ugly when you first remove the levelling bars! A little " tidying up " and the bit round the pool to do, didn´t dare use the crane and bucket for that, or I would have had 10m3 concrete and 4 people in the pool! Should be almost finished mañana.

Then comes the tiling or astroturf!

 

[Archive4]

What´s the difference between a barrow full of concrete!

 

[PaulR]

One leg is both the same!

 

[Archive4]

One leg is both the same!

Barrow only has one leg!

 

[Archive4]

OK Now you have got me thinking.

If a barrow could exist in a multi-dimensional universe, would it need a leg? I don´t think it would. And, more importantly, it would not need me to push it. It would be self propelled.

As for the concrete, it would have emptied that out somewhere in the slipstream!

 

[Archived-1]

more importantly, it would not need me to push it. It would be self propelled.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=motorised wheelbarrow&biw=1093&bih=512&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=sx9mVZHBH-m17gbJvYDAAg&ved=0CCsQsAQ

 

[PaulR]

OK Now you have got me thinking.

Careful now.

If a barrow could exist in a multi-dimensional universe,...

We do already exist in a multi-dimensional universe. There are four that we can experience already.

There is a theory that many more dimensions existed in the early universe just after the big bang when it still too hot for sub atomic particles, let alone discrete atoms. IIRC there may have existed 11 or 12 (or was it 12 or 13) extra dimensions which folded in on themselves as it cooled.

You want more than 13?

 

[Archive4]

I'll have to take your word for that Paul, I wasn't around then, so have to trust your memory!

 

[2cvbloke]

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