hmmmmmmmm........
I'm looking for something like Wife Speed Spray.
Example.
Our Customers Love It!
It's an amazing product, and I would not hesitate to recommend it to anyone who has a Wife or would like to have a Wife." -Mr Smith, Chicago
"A few sprays, and we're talking 18 Shakes each way! Whoah!" -Tim Smith, Seattle
Wife Speed Spray™ lasts up to one hour under normal conditions. When you notice that things are slowing down, just grab your handy Wife Speed Spray™ and reapply. It's easy!
IF ONLY...
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