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PaulR

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A young man was infatuated with a young woman, but was so timid he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like nothing more than a tiny pebble.

"Well," his therapist responded, "if you want to get the girl you'll just have to be a little boulder!"

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Q: Would Little Miss Muffet share her curds?
A: No whey.

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Q: Why did the priest giggle?
A: Mass hysteria.
 
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